Carrie Underwood records an album of Beatles songs with a country twang
One of the most successful singers in the music business is Carrie Underwood, who became famous after she won American Idol season four. Underwood has since broken all kinds of records, won all kinds of awards, and graced the opening music intro o…
Read full story"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never
Donald Trump's former 'side piece,' and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they're sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs. To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to 'Just Say No', she was f…
Read full storyAnti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell
Kimberly Guilfoyle has never been one to shy away from controversy. And so the future daughter-in-law of the Huge Orange Asshole, namely Trump, says that she wants all of her haters to know that she sincerely hopes that every last one of the talentle…
Read full storyMary the mother of Jesus is hailed
The Birth of Jesus Christ : Religious Doctrine. God wanted the Arch Angel Gabriel go to the town of Nazareth in Galilee and deliver a very important message to a young woman who lived there. The lady's name was Mary. She was a virgin who was be…
Read full storyLondon's gay undercover vice squad is a huge success
King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagr…
Read full storyFast food outlets in the Los Angeles area will be hiring massueses to relax the patrons
The Left Coast Mirror is reporting that several fast food restaurants in the L.A. area will be adding masseuses to their working staff. The masseuses will have a table set up in a corner of the restaurant where anyone who needs a massage can get o…
Read full storyElon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle
Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle. This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accou…
Read full storyWorld Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes
The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in…
Read full storyThe Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible
There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…
Read full storyBritney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos
Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?! She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the othe…
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