Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees
Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…
Read full storyIn a shocking revelation Britney Spears admits that she and Anderson Cooper are dating
In a revelation that has shocked the celebrity media from Broadway in New York City to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills comes word that none other than the "Oops Girl" herself, Britney Spears is dating the silver haired CNN host Anderson Cooper. Britn…
Read full storyAnson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant
The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…
Read full storyNot much of a witch hunt
Come on, Trumpy, the 37 criminal counts can’t be called a WITCH HUNT when forty boxes of Top Secret, Classified documents were stacked on center stage at Mar-a-Lago. Instead, if they were hidden under the same stage, with the entrance door plaster…
Read full storyAerosmith's lead singer Steven Tyler and girlfriend Kate Gosselin's on-again, off-again romance is back on-again
Well ladies and gentlemen, the on-again, off-again couple of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler and the Queen of Reality TV Kate Gosselin are once again on-again. Writer Willow Tulsa with LaLaLand Daily reports that the two were spotted in New York's…
Read full storyIowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets
The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…
Read full storyA 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros
Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the…
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