Canadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, also known as 'Punchable Face' to his detractors, has once again bailed out on his Canadianistic duties at home, and left the country for the eighth time in less than 6 months. So far Trudeau has ditched his…
Read full storyDonald Trump commissions ten-foot cross
Presenting his image as a persecuted presidential candidate, crushed by 37 counts of a Federal Indictment, Donald Trump has commissioned one of his Mar-a-Lago carpenters to construct a ten-foot cross that he plans to carry on his shoulder to all of h…
Read full storySouvenir bowel movements for all the top enemies of America
The laundry staff at Mar-A-Lago have added their voices to Trump’s ongoing indictment by adding their voices to those of Jack Smith. This reporter was able to get one staff member on tape to record what the world now knows about the greatest spy in A…
Read full storyTrump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs
The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned. The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his M…
Read full storyA homeless man in Manhattan tells drivers that he'll gladly take VISA
The Scuttlebutt Review reports that a homeless man who works the street corners of Manhattan has come up with the novel idea of taking credit cards in lieu of money. Norman F. Charwick, 57, who has been working the street corner of Lexington Avenu…
Read full storyPresident Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue
The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that President Joe Biden has just issued an invitation for America's "Happiest Couple," Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to attend a good old-fashioned Texas barbecue dinner at the White House. POTU…
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