Trump Water? For Free? Really? What Is It?
Now really! Is it like another Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Dancing Lessons, or Trump Burial Ground? People living near the Ohio chemical train wreck are reluctant to drink water from their faucets. So, like throwing rolls of paper towels…
Read full storyArkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee To Have 30 Pounds of Cellulite Removed From Each Thigh
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the newly elected governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sindy Huckabee, who tips the scales at 241, which is a HELL of a lot for a woman who is only 5-foot-1-inch tall, or even for a woman who…
Read full storyPresident Obama Will Be Guest Starring On "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount, told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he is as happy as a bull in a herd of 95 cows. Mount, who portrays railroad foreman Cullen "No Bullshit" Bohannon, said that the…
Read full storyThe FBI Will Be Arresting Texas Governor Greg "Wheels" Abbott For Refusing To Pay His Super Bowl Bet To Gov. Sarah Huckabee
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Texas Governor Greg Abbott has been called lots of things, an asshole, a turdhead, a low-life rattlesnake, and an ugly-looking hemorrhoid. Abbott, who is as ugly as Arkansas Governor Sarah "Chubs" Huckabee, but not…
Read full storyThe All-Girl Rock and Roll Band, The Raging Female Hormones, Fires Their Manager, King Charles III
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - One of the hottest rock and roll bands in the business, The Raging Female Hormones, has just fired their longtime manager, King Charles III, formerly Prince Charles I. The sexy band members decided to drop Camilla'…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Always Gave Prince Philip A Bun-Pat
Oh yes! While headlines were made about Princess Kate giving Prince William a bun-pat at the BAFTA Awards, it was a common practice with Queen Elizabeth and her husband, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. That was why he always made unexpected, su…
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