The Stunningly Sexy Elizabeth Hurley Is Dating A Very Famous Athlete
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reports that British actress Elizabeth Hurley, who has more sexuality in her little finger than Madonna has in her entire 247- pound body, is currently dating an American athlete. BBN writer Sinclair Pe…
Read full storyTrump's Doctor Says DJT Needs A Brain Transplant AND Pretty Damn Soon!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of Trump's doctors, who asked that we not print his name, for fear of him getting thousands of threats, says that Trump needs a brain transplant and pretty, fucking, damn soon Dr. X, stated that, in his 35 year…
Read full storyMcDonalds Introduces Bunless Burgers
WEST CHICAGO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corporation prides itself in staying one step ahead of the competition. Mickey D's has just announced that they have just introduced their latest fantastic menu item - The Bunless Burger.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Says That Haters Hate Because They're Bitter, They're Arrogant, and They're Talentless Assholes
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The queen of twerking talked to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, about her Hollywood Star on the world-famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Miley said that she is one of the youngest, sexiest, and thinnest celebs…
Read full storyThe NBA Has Just Added The Greatest Rule In The History of The League
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, who informed her that he had decided to implement a new scoring rule that just about every NBA coach, player, and cheerleader loves. Silver…
Read full storySpoof Corrections And Apologies
Occasionally the Spoof discovers an error in its reporting of daily events, and would like to take this opportunity to rectify these errors. An early Spoof news article from 19,612 B.C. quoted a caveman named 'Rarg' as saying, "Ug ug ! Grog gug u…
Read full storyTiger Joke Smells Fishy: Sorry He Handed Justin Thomas A Tampon
BILLINGSGATE POST: This just goes to prove, once and for all, that feminists have no sense of humor. And you don’t have to be female to be a feminist. In fact, anyone can bend their gender and be offended by just about anything. That’s why men are…
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