This Year's 2023 Hollywood Hilarious Awards To Be Hosted By The Beautiful Ricky Gervais
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that funny Brit comedian Ricky "Mr. Venom" Gervais has been picked to host this year's Hollywood Hilarious Awards. BPT writer Carolina Chipotle, said that she spoke with the award show organi…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He'll Double Patrick Mahomes Salary If He Signs With The Cowboys
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The last time that the Cowboys won the Super Bowl was 26 years ago, and team owner Jerry Jones is, to use a Texas expression, fit to be tied. Jones told his statuesque wife Eugenia, and children Stephen, Charlotte, and J…
Read full storyA Hooters Girl Receives a $7,000 Tip On An $87 Beer Tab
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo says that a Hooters Girl in Cleveland waited on a gentleman who ran up an $87 bar tab. Melissa Ann Syracuse, 26, said that she waited on a brain surgeon, who had just l…
Read full storyJeff Bezos Lost $14 Million On A Super Bowl Bet
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest men says that he lost $14 million on a Super Bowl bet. According to reporter Dottie Bazooka with The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, multi gazillionaire Jeff Bezos, who recently has been acting s…
Read full storyJabba the Hero Hutt Gets a Georgian Statue
Jabba the Hutt is getting his own statue in Georgia – a state known for “Gone With The Wind” and fighting in a civil war against the USA! Jabba is a hero to Georgians. They think Luke and Leia are jerks, and even possibly did terrible things to Le…
Read full storyVictoria Nuland's “Ballade of the hunk of metal at the bottom of the sea” to be performed at The White House
It has now been confirmed that Boris Johnson will offer a musical rendition of Ms. Nuland's latest poem, which is already on the docket for a literary prize, possibly the Nobel. Key phrasing in the poem comes from Ms. Nuland's remark following the…
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