Since The Trumptard Was Indicted on 69 Felony Counts Stormy Daniels Happily Reveals That She Is Getting 137 Marriage Proposals Each Day
MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that she recently texted with Stormy "The Blonde Babe" Daniels. Fajita said that Stormy told her that she has never been happier for two reasons, (1) The damn…
Read full storyPresident Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
Read full storyEaster Miracle - Jesus Christ Seen in Jerusalem!
That’s right, the Son of Jehovah has finally returned to save us all … again. Seems the first time didn’t work so well – in fact, some would say the world has become worse since Jesus stepped his holy foot on Earthly soil. Two thousand years of ge…
Read full storyMan realises his high horse is lame
Although he is loved for his pomposity, lack of social skills and shoe throwing slightly right wing idiot William Gavinson has realised that his high horse is lame. 'Yes, a couple of people have told me lately that my views are a bit right wing fo…
Read full storyPesto flavoured Hot Cross Buns are not flying off the shelves
Although they were marketed as a sensational taste, Pesto Hot Cross Buns have not sold a single one, yet. Tracey Happenstance, who works in the local supermarket told us: 'It was one thing when Heinz made the mayonaise Hot Cross Bun, or when they…
Read full storySpeech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech
French law has recently been changed, following a change in Canadian law as well. Which states, “Speech is no longer protected by Freedom of Speech, unless ordered by the Great and Holy Leader.” Which means, if the Leader, or anyone he or she…
Read full storyEmmanuel Macron is an Ugly Smelly Piece of GARBAGE – Sacrebleu!
Emmanuel Macron has a very Christian first name. So he must believe in mercy and love and treating people fairly. But when a 50 year old woman named Valerie called him “garbage” – which translates in French to the worse untranslatable insult in th…
Read full storyEnjoy the Sights & Sounds & Well-Aged Molotov Cocktails of Paris
Welcome to the City of Light, Paris! Enjoy a complimentary Molotov cocktail made from a bottle of Mouton Crouton ’89 – a very good year for a revolution, n’est pas? And over here are some famous landmarks … currently on fire. But the restaurant…
Read full storyChicago Vows To Put a Stop To People Peeing In Lake Michigan
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reports that the Chicago City Council is extremely upset at the fact that Chicago residents and even some tourists have taken to urinating in Lake Michigan. Councilwoman Tiddly Jo Fruckster…
Read full storyThe Country of Holland Creates A Chant To Help Improve Its Morale
Amsterdam, Holland – According to worldpopulationreview.com, this low country is already the fifth happiest country in the world. However Holland (or the Netherlands if you prefer) for a long long time has hoped to edge its way up the ladder into th…
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