The New Perfume By Jennifer Lopez Is Called Eau De Sexy Seductress
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle, says that she recently bumped into J.Lo at The Guzzling Gnu Lounge in West Hollywood. The two ladies shared a pitcher of Kiwi Margaritas, along with some Diet Sopapi…
Read full storyBritney Spears Says Her Talentless Haters Can Go Straight To Hell
HOLLYWEIRD - (Spoof News) - Pop princess Britney Spears has proven time and time again that she's a fighter. Not like Rocky Balboa, mind you, but more like a grizzly bear with a bee in its briefs. According to BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, Spears…
Read full storyA Wildfire Hits Alaska and Melts Over 4,000 Igloos
COLD FRONT, Alaska - (Spoof News) - Channel 13 from Cold Front, Alaska, where the temperature never rises above 19 degrees, reports a catastrophic wildfire that engulfed the city, inhabited mostly by igloo-dwellers. Early reports from Channel 13 i…
Read full storyLightning Strikes a Chinese Chopstick Factory and Burns Over 2 Million Chopsticks
HONK KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Fortune Cookie News Agency has the chopstick scoop of the century! A massive lightning bolt has blasted The Happy Face Chopstick Factory and destroyed a staggering 2 million chopsticks. The factory's security…
Read full storyThe Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
Read full storyAbortion Karma Fiasco
A clothing shop belonging to Ronald Limp-Ball was ransacked as chaos engulfed the Emerald City on Saturday night, and the Wizard of Oz was nowhere to be found. Mr. Limp-Ball was shocked to hear that the looters were in fact un-aborted, foster ding…
Read full storyWyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…
Read full storyAfghanistan's Chartered-Camels is Conclusive Commercial Coup
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof World) - In a surprising twist of events, Afghanistan's new Rent-A-Camel company, Sol's Chartered Camels Co., is having a successful first week of operation, according to the Sandstone News Agency. The company has alrea…
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