Oklahoma is allowing execution by space flight
Oklahoma - A cheap and effective alternative to the electric chair, hanging, and walking the plank is being backed by Oklahoma Governor Mercy Chantilly Lace, a recent convert of a one-way trip to Mars. A trip to Mars is touted as the new NASA joyr…
Read full storyOne of The American Idol Contestants Is Severely Reprimanded For Touching Her Crotch During Her TV Performance – Much Like Hip Hop Artists Do
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - "American Idol" judges were left shocked and embarrassed after a recent performance by contestant Melanie Doorwax, according to National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle. In her self-penned song, "Touch Me Where You Know I…
Read full storyWhat will you be doing at the Coronation?
What are your plans for the Coronation this year? Are you a monarchist, supporting everything that the King says? Did you buy Spare? Did you read it? Do you know anyone who bought Spare? Do you like them? What do you think of Camilla? Really? Well…
Read full storyTom from MySpace was never really your friend
Although the barely missed Myspace was not the hit that Facebook was, Tom, who claimed to be everybody's friend, never really liked you. I know, it is shocking. In his photos, Tom seemed like such a nice chap, with his cheeky chappy demeanour, but…
Read full storyMichael Madeup's New Year Message
Well hello there, Michael Madeup here again. I know that it is now April, but I thought I would let you know about my new year's message. I know it is four months too late, but a busy politician always has far more pressing things to do than to ta…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…
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