Nervous Nellie, AKA Donald Trump, Is Now Smoking 7 Packs of Cigarettes a Day
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - The Washington Globe-Express Newspaper has written that there is no one in the history of the United States, who deserves to be incarcerated for the rest of his life than the chump who epitomizes evil, Donald Jonathan Eras…
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Short on cash, sixteen toilets to maintain, and The King-father is cutting off son Harry’s allowance, son Harry needs a job. He could quickly work as a Maitre d’ at a restaurant. He appears to be pleasant and friendly, and he could snack on resta…
Read full storyBritney Spears Announces That The British Heavy Metal Band, Camel Toe, Will Open Up For Her Upcoming Tour
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just announced that the "Oops!...I Did It Again!" girl, Britney Spears has hired the United Kingdom band, Camel Toe, to open up for her on her upcoming, "Yes, It's Little Ole Me, And I'm Stil…
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Men believed they taught women a lesson when they gave the 2016 US presidential election to Bozo The Clown instead of Hillary Clinton. But women kept coming back as though they were equal to men. Hah! Men continue, we’ll take their female body r…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Hopeful 'Flame' Gets Her Hope For Stardom Crushed By Katy Perry and 'Flame' Goes Ballistic
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - There was a bad incident on the recent "American Idol" elimination show. The three Idol judges Katy "The Clown" Perry, Luke "The Cowpoke" Bryan, and Lionel "Handkerchief Man" Richie had quite a task cutting down the cont…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Kim Kardashian's New Designer Lipstick, 'Libido Red' Is Selling Like Gangbusters!
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen recently talked with Kim Kardashian and asked how her relationship with Spanish bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho was going. Kim turned several shades of pink and gushed th…
Read full storyMarch Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married
LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Both Had a Blast Appearing On "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Two future NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks totally enjoyed guest starring on the television hit western "Hell On Wheels." The show's lead actor, Anson Mount, who is a big NFL football fan, said that Tom Brady and Aaron R…
Read full storyBehind The March Madness Tournament: Two of The Tournament Teams Got Into a Knock Down, Drag Out Fight Before Their Game
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette reports that two of the starting players for Swamp State College got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with two players for Massachusetts State University prior to their game.
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