Get That Little Lady Back Into That Kitchen

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 11 April 2023

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The world has never been flat.

Men believed they taught women a lesson when they gave the 2016 US presidential election to Bozo The Clown instead of Hillary Clinton. But women kept coming back as though they were equal to men. Hah!

Men continue, we’ll take their female body rights away, take their voting rights away, and any fan-dangle contraceptive rights away, and like BOOM, they’ll be back in the kitchen doing the cooking, breastfeeding, minding the kids, doing the housekeeping and servicing us men.

Yep! God created man and then female as his housekeeper. The Bible says so! Forget the science. The Bible says.

Men won’t exactly confess it out loud, but that is what men believe, seldom say, and will snicker up their sleeves after a few beers. They'll create legislation, vote for it, and promote it to fulfill their sweet dreams.

And it’s working.

If Uncle Billy gets his 12-year-old niece pregnant, that’s all her fault, don’t you know? She shouldn’t have acted so uppidy, like saying she wanted to finish grammar school, go to high school and college, and make something of herself. She is a female, and she is a servant to a man, and that’s enough! The Bible even says.

Who does she think she is?

This is who she is, you half-wit! And regardless of how small your carbon footprint may be, it is way too large.

She is a woman and a gifted human being equal to any man.

Furthermore, the Bible is an old book written by old men who hated women and believed that the world was flat. Get that? Flat as a pancake!

And they believed that if you reached the horizon, you'd fall off of the planet.

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The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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