The Republican National Committee Chairwoman Says That It's Official - "Trump Is Bat Shit Crazy"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, who many say resembles an over ripe papaya with lots of hair, has had to admit what she did not want to have to admit. And that is that her hero, the predatorial racist Donald Jona…
Read full storyHillary and Bill Clinton Have Already Sold 17 Million "Trump's A Racist" Red Caps
CHAPPAQUA, New York - (Satire News) - The American Research Federation has reported that Bill and Hillary Clinton's Company Two Razorback's Inc. has just hit the 17 million mark in their "Trump's A Racist" cap sales. The idea was thought up by Hil…
Read full storyKwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget will help millions
UK Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng's first quasi-budget was announced today to cheers and celebration across the country. With the astute administrative skills of King Herod, he chancelled like he had never chancelled before and slashed taxes for the rich,…
Read full storyGreen Bay Packers Former Quarterback Brett Favre Denies The Counterfeiting Allegations
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Sports Satire) - The Watchdog News Agency is reporting that ex-Packers quarterback Brett "Bubba" Favre has just been charged with counterfeiting. The FBI report states that a raid conducted on his farm netted over $4…
Read full storyThe Sexy Schoolmarms of Amarillo Band Named The Sexiest Band In Country Music
AMARILLO, Texas - (Music Satire) - The Sexy Schoolmarms of Amarillo Band members who attended the same high school, Mrs. Lyndon B. Johnson High School in Amarillo, recently sat down with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine at a local Burge…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says That Putin Has Gone Bat Shit Crazy As He Threatens To Nuke Paris, London, Tokyo, and Kalamazoo
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has just reported that President Vladimir Nikita Putin has gone off the fucking deep end. The Commie leader who recently had botox done on his tongue says that he will soon be nuking four cities; Paris, L…
Read full storyThe Sexy Svelte Danica Patrick Wins The Chattanooga 400 Southern Comfort Race
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Sports Satire) - The Turnstile Review has just stated that the “Queen of NASCAR,” Danica Patrick beat out a field of 42 race car drivers to capture the coveted Chattanooga 400 Southern Comfort Race. TR writer Buckaroo Kaz…
Read full storyYellowstone Is The Top Cable Series Ever!
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The Paramount Cable TV series "Yellowstone" has just been voted "The Number One Modern Day Western On TV." The show, which stars Kevin Costner is set in Montana and revolves around the strong fisted John Dutton…
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