Russian Comedy is a Dostoevsky Joke
There’s a wonderful Monty Python sketch where two office workers are busy at their work, facing each other across their desks. In the short background is a wide window. Other office workers on higher floors are killing themselves (due to a depression…
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BILLINGSGATE POST: Intended consequences are one thing. Unintended consequences are quite another. Who would have thought that a penis pump could cause cognitive disorders? When Joe Biden unwrapped his ACME XXX Penis Pump, did he not read the warnin…
Read full storyCheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Talks Openly About Her Addiction To Sex
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress Elizabeth Hurley flew into the "Big Apple" to film a commercial for Cinderella Glow-In-The-Dark Pantiliners. Miss Hurley, who at the age of 57, still can put erections in the crotches of most r…
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Read full storyThe Detroit Lions Reveal Their New More Appropriate Uniform Colors
DETROIT - (Satire News) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just issued a report that the Detroit Lions of the NFL, after over nine decades, have decided to change the colors of their uniforms. Team owner, Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, spoke with Zorro La…
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