Leaf regrets falling too soon

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 1 September 2022

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Oh Muriel, you were told, you know.

Leaf Murial Halfpenny has told everyone that she regrets leaving the safety of her tree too soon.

'I thought I would be remembered as the first one to go, the brave one that led from the front, but it would not be like that' she wrote on her blog (surprisingly, as leaves aren't known for their disposable incomes, or fingers).

'Everyone told me I was being stupid to abandon my mates like that, but would I listen? The only other leaf her is stinky Bob'.

'I didn't jump, I was pushed' said Bob, living up to his surname.

'Will I be remembered?' asked Murial.

No, the only people who may know your story are the people reading this.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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