Scotland To Demolish Trump's Golf Course - And Build Dozens of Soccer Fields, Rugby Fields, and Baseball Fields For Kids
GLASGOW, Scotland - (Sports Satire) - The government of Scotland has informed the attorney for Donald J. Erasmus Trump, that it has decided to totally demolish his once, very luxurious golf course. Nicola Sturgeon, who is the first minister of Sco…
Read full storyA British Submarine Is Missing In The Black Sea
THE BLACK SEA IN THE UKRAINE - (World Satire) - Boom Boom News (The Ukraine) has reported that the UK submarine "The HMS Sea Scoundrel" is missing. The Royal British Navy reports that the last transmission from "The Sea Scoundrel" stated that she…
Read full storyTom Brady Is Extremely Depressed
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are currently 3-4, and they are looking worse and worse each week. Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba says that the entire Bucs coaching staff is concerned that Brady's horrible…
Read full storyCalifornia Drug Growers Have Just Developed Diet Marijuana
EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Just about every new drug that is produced in the United States comes from the Left Coast state (California). The QuinniPinni Polling Agency says that there are more drug chemists in California than there…
Read full storyTilly The Traveller - The Tower of London was a Big Disappontment
This is Tilly of Dangerous Senior Travel Magazine. Somehow in my travels, I missed the Tower of London. I have been to Stonehenge (as close as you can get with that big fence around it - so not very close). I have seen Shakespeare's house and the…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Wins The San Francisco Mechanical Bull Riding Championship
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The infamous Monica Lewinsky has found herself back on the national spotlight and she is absolutely loving the attention. The 49-year-old Lewinsky carried on her sexual affair in the Oval Office from 1995 to 1997, w…
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