44 Off The Floor
44 days and she’s outa there! Who can top that? Let’s try for 22 next, then 11, then 1 day. If that’s not a good way to conduct a ‘democratic’ monarchy – I mean, government – I don’t know what it! It’s working sooooo well! And it’s Mr. Bean up nex…
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Read full storyIvanka Trump Has Hired An Attorney And Will Be Filing Charges Against Her Father
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