One of The Nation's Top Rap Singers Says 98.9% of All Blacks Hate Trump's Orange Racist Ass
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - One of the top hip hop, rap artists in the nation, recently told Afro Sheen Magazine writer Yodelle Denzel St. Bling, that the few asshole blacks that used to like the Trumptard have now abandoned his bigoted ass faster tha…
Read full storyBritish Prime Minister sacks HERSELF for failing to vote with the government on fracking
In a surprise move, the head of the UK government, Liz Truss, withdrew the party whip from herself after she abstained from a crucial vote on fracking. That is as good as sacking an MP. Others who abstained included the former Prime Minister and the…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Now The Most Eligible Bachelorette In The D.C. Area
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Since the word came out that Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband (Perry) filed for divorce, a close girlfriend of MTG's says that her cell phone rings with prospective suitors over 40 times a day. It is no secret th…
Read full storyPrince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…
Read full storyLying Trump STILL Insists He Has Never Met or Even Knows Ghisliane Maxwell
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Well like they say in Iran, "Once a liar always a damn liar." And those words certainly pertain to the former "Golfer-In-Chief," Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. For years and years "Toxic Trump" has insisted that he…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss returns to shop to change her flip flops
British Prime Minister Liz Truss was seen returning to Marks & Spencer yesterday to return a pair of open-toed sandals she had purchased a couple of days earlier. When asked by the cashier what her reason for returning the items was, she claim…
Read full storyIsreal Refuses to Help Ukraine-Apparently Likes Bloody Russia Better
Recently Ukraine asked to buy missile defense systems from Israel to use against the Russian missiles - and Israel refused. This is the second refusal by Israel to sell missile defense systems to Ukraine. Israel just doesn't care if Dictato…
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