All of America's City Dogcatchers are Now Trump Election Deniers
The U.S. Dogcatchers Union recently met in Las Vegas for their yearly convention. "We voted and it was unanimous that Trump won the last Election," said a member. "How could an 'Old Dog' like Biden have won? You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Read full storyHow The Hell Did An Evil, Hate-Spewing, Racist Like Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott Win???
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The entire Lone Star state, even the GOPers and GOPettes are in shock as they cannot for the life of themselves figure out how the hell Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott managed to get his relic old ass re-elected. Baseball grea…
Read full storyBritney Spears Will Donate Half of The Profits From The Sale of Her "Blondes Have More Fun" Panties To The Beverly Hills Home For Retired Blonde Singers
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Britney Spears told Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine that she will soon be going into the recording studio to record her latest song titled, "Oops! I Forgot To Wear Panties (Again)." Britney co-wrote the…
Read full storyA Philadelphia Man Ate 40 Chickens in 40 Days
Philadelphia restaurant owner, Alexander Foninsky, recently ate 40 cooked chickens in 40 days to spread Joy in the World. He is locally called ‘Rotisserie Man.' He has not explained how eating 40 chickens spreads Joy in the World - but just s…
Read full storyTilly the Traveler - When Visting America, Buy a Tourist Gun
America is a beautiful country to visit but the inhabitants own 20 million guns and buy more every year. Guns are easy to buy and there are more gun shops than hamburger establishments. You can also buy a gun on the Internet . You can't carry on…
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