Check, Mate
You are a checkmark. You are contained and controlled by the checkmark. Without the checkmark, you are nothing. Repeat after Elon: “I am a checkmark.” Elon will soon offer many different colors of checkmark at various prices, since the world is ma…
Read full storyWho will be the third person to run for President in 2024
Having seen both Donald Trump and Kanye West throw their hats into the ring as American President, the world is waiting to see which ego-maniac will be next. Although he is British, James Corden is said to be thinking about it, as are Matt Hancock…
Read full storyXi is a Virus from Space!
The world’s greatest worker’s paradise isn’t working too well. Wuhan started Covid, and the people of Wuhan are trying to end it. They don’t like they’re dictator, and the dick is confused as to why! Sci-fi writers the world over can only make edu…
Read full storyMar-A-Lago B&B – Reserve Your Vacation Now!
Donald Trump doesn’t know who’s coming for dinner. Could be anybody with any kind of thoughts and feelings and podcasts. They could even bring a bunch of friends – Donny don’t care. So can I come too? Maybe spend some quality time in Ivanka’s bedr…
Read full storyHow To Tell An American Nazi from an American
Well, I’ll admit, it’s getting harder. Kanye West is, allegedly, a black man. But let’s not judge a man by the colour of his skin, yes? Can a black man hate as well as a white man who hates black men? That’s how they get ya! Didn’t expect the unex…
Read full storyInstructions for All Chinese Cops
Okay, people (sorry, police, there’s a difference) this is the Head of the Police Force in China. Listen up – or die! When people are recording your violence against the people, make sure to smash their cell phones. And then get a bunch of well-br…
Read full storyEveryone is Gay
God was left shaking his head today after everyone in the world woke up and decided they are gay. Robert The Construction Worker was first up and instead of ordering his usual BEST (bacon, egg, sausage, tomato) breakfast sandwich told the roadsid…
Read full storyThe Kookaburra Laughs
The world is weird and sometimes wonderful. (There is very little comedy, but perhaps some Orwellian satire – yes, it comes in many forms – in this piece.) China’s creation of the Covid virus may be its undoing. After all, most communist countries…
Read full storyToxic Trump Is Devastated When He Learns That Federal Prisons Do Not Serve Big Macs
OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - Eric Trump says that his daddy, was shocked, devastated, and pissed off as shit, when he found out that federal prisons do not serve McDonalds Big Mac burgers. Eric said that his father asked a prison official…
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