Kevin McCarthy's Getting Even For Trump, But Would Trump Let Him Join Mar-a-Lago?
Like Charlie McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy is yapping about impeaching President Joesph Biden. Instead of governing and finding solutions for climate change, hunger, education, immigration, jobs, crime, inflation, and world peace, the guy plans to impeach…
Read full storyRodney Smyth Is Tops In the All England Penile Tattoo Contest - with his Adam, Eve and Serpent
Rodney Smyth's Biblical Scene beat out Jim Jones - (with his Mona Lisa penile tattoo) - in the Creative Division. Judges felt Mona Lisa's smile was inappropriate around the foreskin. "It was a hard-fought battle” - Rodney said – “and I went thro…
Read full storyDear Pastor Boypincher - It's Getting Near Xmas - Was Christ a White Guy?
I always read your Column in the Olde Church News. Another Lady told me Christ was a Black or Brown Guy - real dark skin. She doesn't like me - and is trying to throw some doubt in my Mind. I have the picture of the good - looking Jesus - blo…
Read full storyThe Bravo Network's "Grandmothers Gone Wild" Is The #1 Rated Show In Florida
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood has just reported that the number one TV cable show in the "Plywood State" of Florida is Bravo's "Grandmothers Gone Wild." The show takes place in Miami Beach, where the average r…
Read full storyeBoinking.sex Is The Top Sexually Explicit Adult Site In Scotland
GLASGOW, Scotland - (Satire News) - The United Kingdom's Royal Fog Research Group reports that the adult sex Internet site, eBoinking.sex has just been named Scotland's top sexually explicit adult site. The site has only been in existence for less…
Read full storyWoman Sells Marijuana To A Brooklyn Priest
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump female supporter is so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the…
Read full storyThe CIA Has Learned That Donald "Dopey" Trump Jr. Is a Dues-Paying Member of The KKK
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Shock waves are resonating in the world of the GOP, as reports that one of the Trumpturd’s sons, Donald Jr., (aka Dopey) has been found to be a dues-paying member of the KKK. Donnie Jr., who uses the KKK alias “M…
Read full storyElon Musk Tries to Turn Twitter Staff into Tesla Robots - A $40 Billion Dollar Gamble
Right Wing Capitalist (and Head Twit) Elon Musk - according to the Ditzy News Network - has fired half the staff of Twitter - and can't understand why the company is losing money. It was profitable before he took over. All he did was get ri…
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