Vladimir Putin disguises himself to avoid assassination - grows small moustache, dyes his hair black and places a hydraulic spring under his right armpit
He’s already got several body doubles and rumour has it that the British SAS are gunning for him. But the Butcher of Kyiv, Vlad, also known as “the Poisoner”, Putin, has resorted to extreme measures to dodge an assassin’s bullet. The one-time winn…
Read full storyLiz Truss, Who is An Avid Tennis Player, Enters London's Robin Hood General Hospital To Get Her Vagina Tightened
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the former prime minister of England, Liz Truss, has entered The Robin Hood General Hospital in Soho, to get her vagina tightened. According to BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, the tennis playing Tru…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Broke More Than Ticketmaster
When tickets to Taylor Swift's upcoming tour went on sale recently, Taylor's fans (known as Stylers) defeated Ticketmaster. Broke it right down the middle. For a few hours, all Ticketmaster could do was to mumble to itself and eat bananas with th…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Some of Her Favorite Panties to Elton John, RuPaul, and Lindsay Graham
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, informed the news media that his beloved mum, Queen Elizabeth, left two dozen of her most favorite bloomers (panties) to Elton John, RuPaul, and Lindsey Graham. The queen was noted for having an addiction…
Read full storyShow about baking cakes has a social context, apparently
Kevin Morrissey from down your street has been going on about television on his blog, again. Here we quote him in full (obviously with his permission, well as much permission as you can ask from a fictional character that has just been invented for a…
Read full storyDr. Futuro Gave a Talk at the Institute ot Organic Boobiology
Dr. Futuro - (he of the black glasses and the Einstein hair), was giving a short talk to a receptive audience of mainly male scholars at the Institute - before they watched a film on the Organic Breasts Down through History. Here is his lecture.
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