North Carolina's Transvestite Representative Madison Cawthorn Gets His Ass Kicked Out of Office
RALEIGH, North Carolina - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz says that the republican voters of North Carolina have spoken and loud and clear, as they have sent the crossdressing representative Madison "Maddie" Cawthorn packing his delicates back to his pink t…
Read full storyA Forest Ranger Says That The Out-of-Control La Senora Forest Fire In Northern California Was Started By Two Horny Bears
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The latest fire to hit Northern California has already consumed over 19,302 acres and is spreading quicker than a cheap Brooklyn streetwalker spreading her legs. The fire, which is being called La Senora Forest Fire…
Read full storyPrince William Denies He Cheated On Catherine With a Sexy Pole Dancer From Portugal
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the world's most famous royalty dudes, Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge is denying the vicious rumors about his pathological cheating that are swirling all over the United Kingdom. Prince Billy, as Brit comedia…
Read full storyTrump Stopped By Police For Driving With An Expired Drivers License and For Being Totally Nude
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Reports from The Vox Populi News Agency state that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is getting flakier, stupider, and more assholistic than ever. Palm Beach Police officers Burke Clippcastle (Badge #900456) and E…
Read full storyIronies Of Our Present Times
Russia stated that anyone spreading ‘false information’ about its armed forces in the ‘war of liberation’ in Ukraine will get a 15 year prison sentence. So that means that Putin, if it were applied to him, should be in the slammer for about 15,000…
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