Scotland Yard Has Captured The Notorious Taliban Hitman, Saheed Fasha Shasta
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is happy to announce that they have just managed to capture one of the world's most infamous terrorist hit men, Saheed Fasha Shasta. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard stated that after receiving a tip from US in…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Denies She's Expecting Quintuplets
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - Well folks the mother of 8 (a set of sextuplets and 2 singles) is denying that she has been impregnated yet again. The 46-year-old self-proclaimed "Queen of The Reality Shows" told Papaya Bamboo with Tabl…
Read full storyOne of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He
DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…
Read full storyCambodia’s “Fish Horses” Are The Most Intriguing Animals In The Entire World
KRONG KAMPOT, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s national news agency, Jungle Times News recently reported about that country’s amazing “Fish Horses.” A tuna fisherman discovered one day, as he was catching his daily quota of tuna, a sight that…
Read full storyPutin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About
2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins…
Read full storyIf The Stewardess On Your Plane To New Zealand Start Doing 'The Haka' FOR GOD'S SAKES JUMP OUT!!!
Relationships between the U.S. and New Zealand are at an all-time low. This should have been obvious to me when I got on the plane for New Zealand and the stewardesses performed the 'haka' ( an aggressive, pre-battle Moari war dance) when any America…
Read full storyRussian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…
Read full storyPolish Nightclub Scene Near Ukraine Border Just Got A Whole Lot Better
Klurkoff, Poland - Just when you think that it might be difficult to find even the slightest glimmer of a sliver lining to the Ukraine terror, Polish single dudes living anywhere near the Ukraine border are over the moon right now! Slakov Kawolski…
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