Golda Meir Was Born In Ukraine
Who was Golda Meir? Golda Meir was known as the Iron Lady long before Margaret Thatcher came along. She was the fourth and only female Prime Minister of Israel. Born in Ukraine, yes, that same Ukraine where today the world witnesses the daily resolve…
Read full storyGarbage Can Putin Memorials Erected Throughout Ukraine
Those Ukrainians are creative people. They also have a sense of humor in the worst of times. Made out of garbage cans, Ukrainians have begun erecting 5 foot 3 inch F——k Putin memorials throughout Ukraine, filling them with the bomb-out ruble. The gar…
Read full storyRussian Oligarchs Are Buying Up Las Vegas Gambling Casinos
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Russian oligarchs are anxiously taking their money out of Russia, which is in danger of failing financially by the end of the year. Hacienda Fiddle with BBN spoke with a high profile wri…
Read full storyMatt Hancock is the New Milk Tray Man
Famed romantic figure The Milk Tray Man, known for his habit of jumping out of aeroplanes, helicopters, speeding cars, and abseiling to give the love of his life a box of Chocolates will now be played by former politician and creator of tears on live…
Read full storyPutin's mental state called into question
Russian dictator Vladimir Putin's broadcasts have been increasing unhinged lately. Yesterday, he introduced his closest adviser, the hand puppet "Mr Sock", who agreed with Putin about the necessity of conquering Ukraine. Mr Sock's voice could not…
Read full storyPresident Putin Finally Admits That He Has Erectile Dysfunction
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Russian president Vladimir Putin says that lately he has had a lot of stress. He noted that with the mess in the Ukraine, the shit storm in France, and now the uprising in Greenland, he hardly gets to sleep 55 minutes a ni…
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