Snake Island Radio Operator revealed to be Arnold Schwarzenegger
The brazen radio operator that famously told a Russian warship to "go fuck yourselves" has been identified as no other than movie star and former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It has been reported that the Arnold was there on Snake Island rese…
Read full storyThe Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a perfect example, of how someone can one day be on top of the world and the next day, be in the darkest cess pool imaginable meet Bill O'Reilly. Such is what happened to the man who was as arrogant, and as sarca…
Read full storyUkraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse
BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…
Read full storyPresident Putin Is Now Blaming Trump For His Extremely Low Approval Rating
MOSCOW – (World Satire ) – The Kremlin Voice has said that Putin is putting the entire blame for all of the protests that are going on in every Russian city on the racist sexual predator (aka Trump). The KV noted that Putin said that when the wor…
Read full storyA Ukrainian Regiment Made Up of Women Kicks One of Putin’s Most Powerful Regiment's Ass
FUKTOI, Ukraine - The Ukrainian government is reporting that the 903rd infantry regiment, which is comprised of female soldiers between the ages of 17 and 31, has beat the shit out of one of Russia's most powerful regiments. The 903rd, soundly def…
Read full storyThe Free World's Convoy Is Slowly Moving Toward The Kremlin
Everyone can see the satellite photos of the Russian convoy mired in Ukraine out of fuel, food, and future. Guessing here, but why haven't they called for AAA or roadside service to provide some fuel? Or maybe they're having second thoughts and are c…
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