After Will Smith Punches Chris Rock, 14 Standup Comedians Apologize For Making Jokes About His Wife (Jada)
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reports that within 24 hours of Will Smith sucker punching Chris Rock at the Oscars, a total of 14 comedians apologized to Will for making jokes about his "Open Marriage" wife (Jada Pinkett Smith). Comedians…
Read full storyJohnson denies No 10 broke law despite police fines
The Prime Minister today denied that anyone in 10 Downing Street had been fined by the police over COVID rules. He said he was certain that no offences had been committed, despite the police announcing that fines had been issued. During a press confe…
Read full storyThe Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The happiest pro sports cheerleader in history is Staci Dinndabaca. The 26-year-old 'rah-rah' girl has just received a ton of money from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Jones decided…
Read full storyThe Hollywood Writer's Federation Has Just Named Will "Crocodile Tears" Smith As It's "2022 Crybaby of The Year"
TINSEL TOWN, California - (Satire News) - One of the most respected groups in Hollywood has just named Will "The Ambusher" Smith as this year's "Crybaby of The Year." The Hollywood Writer's Federation (HWF) voted overwhelingly to give this years c…
Read full storyChris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia
PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia City Council has just voted 7 to 3 to ban comedian Chris Rock from ever setting foot within the Philly city limits. A council member identified as Henrietta "Sags" Shickenbocker said that no one insu…
Read full storyJada Pinkett Smith Files For Divorce - Will Smith Is Devastated!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - In a move that has not really surprised those who are in the know, Jada Pinkett Smith has hired famed divorce attorney Gloria Allred, and she has filed for divorce from her extremely tempermental, totally out-of-control hu…
Read full storyFighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…
Read full storyThe KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization. Smith repor…
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