Johnson's outbursts leave bad taste in the mouth of Tory MPs
The Tories are in deep trouble - their leader is suffering a death of a thousand cuts, largely self-inflicted. From Partygate to people realising he's a twat with a deliberately stupid haircut, things are not going well for the Prime Minister. Yet Jo…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The Winner of The Men’s Monobob Sled Event Was Disqualified
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first controversial issue has reared it’s ugly head at the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. The first place finisher, in the Mens Monosled event, a Frenchman from Paris, Jean Claude DuFoofoo, won the go…
Read full storyAn Unnamed Source Reports That Trump Called Up President Biden and Asked Him If The Plans To Put His Likeness On Mt. Rushmore Are Still On
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Several White House insiders said that they have never heard anyone laugh as loud as POTUS did when he took the Trumptard’s call. One of the insiders actually said that “Joey” as those very, very close to him cal…
Read full storyArizona Senator Krysten Sinema Named The Most Hated Turncoat Bitch In America
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – It’s being reported by the highly reputable Chicago Daily Wind, that Krysten Sinema has just been named the Most Hated Turncoat Bitch in America. Sinema, whose parents apparently did not know how to spell worth a shit [It…
Read full storyMayan Chief Hokum Predicts Cincinnati By 3 In Super Bowl
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan Chief Hokum XXXIV, who can trace his lineage back to the original Chief Hokum (Circa 614 AD) picked the Cincinnati Bengals to defeat the LA Rams in the Super Bowl next week. Hokum I, the first in a long line of profession…
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