The Ku Klux Klan Totally Agrees With Trump That Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell Needs To Be Stripped of His Speaker-of-the-House Title
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The KKK has just issued an organizational memo stating that they are sick and tired of Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell attacking their beloved hero Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Finius Finnstertuck, 53, who is the…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Insists That Those Mean, Persistent STD Rumors Are Totally Fake
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump says that she is pissed off at the fact that because so many Americans hate her racist, predatorial father so much, they are taking it out on her. The long-legged giraffe, as comedian Zydeco Dupree calls he…
Read full storyIceland Demands That Russia Close Its Air Force Base
KIRKJUBAEJARKLAUSTUR, Iceland – (Satire News) – Iceland's President Guoni Johannesson, has informed Russian dictator Vladimir Putin to get his bombers and fighter jets the hell out of Iceland Johannesson, told the Icelandic news media, that the da…
Read full storyJacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot
Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg faced ridicule yesterday when he was unable to pose for a photoshoot with a Kalashnikov AK47 assault rifle due to his inability to lift the weapon from the table. Rees-Mogg, dressed in a John Bull un…
Read full storyInvestigators Find That Instagram Isn’t Really That Instant
MENLO PARK, California – (Satire News) – A private investigating firm has just stated that after investigating Instagram for three weeks they have come to an interesting conclusion. A rep with the We’ll Find Out Investigating Company has found tha…
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