Britain imposes pathetic "sanctions" on Russia
As Russian tanks roll into Ukraine, fingers are being pointed. But fingers are not guns and NATO is reluctant to send troops to defend. So it has been left to Western countries to try to persuade the Russians to stop the madness by cutting funding to…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has No Earthly Idea How 141 Pounds of Crack Cocaine Ended Up In The Attic of His Mar-a-Lago Mansion
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Well like the old Pakastani saying goes, “Once a fucking liar – always a fucking liar.” And that saying fits Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump to a tee. After Federal agents raided his Florida mansion and found…
Read full storyGOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The high-ranking Republican party powers-that-be are having fits at the thought that two very staunch red states could flip over and become blue (Democratic) states. Life long GOPer Percy Oniontree, 43, sa…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Is Voted The United Kingdom’s Favorite MILF
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Duchess of York seems to keep on getting more popular due to the fact that she managed to survive the highly embarrassing “Toe-Sucking Scandal of 2009,” as well as the "No Panties Scandal of 2013." Sarah Ferguson, who is…
Read full storyBritney Spears Was To Appear On Dancing With The Stars But The Producers Said She Would Have Blown All of The Other Contestants Out of The Water
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for Britney Spears reports that the singer/dancer is quite upset after the executives of "Dancing With The Stars" have dropped her from next season’s dancing competition show. Spears was told that since s…
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