Neil Young’s Pro-Vaxing Song Has Just Topped The Music Charts
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Canadian singer Neil Young, who was once part of the 1970’s super group, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young has just topped the charts with his new pro-vaxing song. The song titled, “Get Your Shot – Don’t Be An Asshole” wa…
Read full storyPutin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence
Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…
Read full storyWindsor Castle May Have To Be Destroyed Due To The Covid-19 Pandemic Infestation
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Reports are that Prince Charles gave the C-19 virus to his mom, Queen Elizabeth who then gave it to her crumpet baker, who then gave it to a double decker bus driver. The queen denies giving it to her crumpet baker, because…
Read full storyHope Hicks Says Trump Has One of The Weirdest Sex Fetishes She Has Ever Heard of
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Papaya Bamboo, with Tabloid Today, managed to land the first exclusive interview with former Trump advisor and girlfriend Hope Hicks. Right off the bat, Hicks was asked if she is still seeing the Trumptard. “Oh yes,…
Read full storyQueen has consumed 11 tons of tallow since ascending to the throne
A source inside Buckingham Palace has made the startling claim that Her Majesty, The Queen has consumed more than 11 imperial tons of tallow since coming to the throne in 1953 The insider told us that she eats raw tallow for every meal, and that e…
Read full storyThe Highest Paid Prostitute In London Makes £10,000 A Week [$13,600 US]
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
Read full storyBurger King Will Start Serving Wine In All of Their Restaurants
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The fast food industry can be a dog-eat-dog industry; sorry that was a bad choice of words. Tabloid Today is reporting that the $2 billion a year franchise is venturing into new territorial waters. A s…
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