In Surprising Development, Putin Invades East Hoboken
Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…
Read full storySkater Valieva Blames Grandfather’s Medicine for Positive Drug Test
The International Olympic Committee shocked the world this week when it banned Kamila Valieva, the popular figure skater, from its events. The shocking ban was due to the young skater’s positive test for trimetazidine, a substance officially banned b…
Read full storyPretentious Director Admits He Just Doesn't Like Nerd S--t
Despite not making a good movie since the early Bush Administration, Martin DiBergi has a new movie on the horizon. Don’t worry, you won’t remember it in five days, let alone in five years. Because it’s the only way these people can get publicity for…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Moving To Slovenia?
Contrary to rumors and sight of moving vans at Mar-a-Lago, as well as the FOR SALE sign on the front lawn, Donald Trump is not moving to Slovenia. While Slovenia is his 3rd wife's birthplace, Trump can't speak the language. Though reputed to be a…
Read full storySuperbowl Halftime Show manages to offend your parents for 18th consecutive year!
Ever since Janet Jackson's boob flashed the audience in 2004 your parents have had it in for the Supebowl Halftime Show, and the 2022 show gave them ample ammunition to perpetuate this grumpy trend. You hoped that Snoop Dog's affiliation with Ma…
Read full storyDr. Dre Defeats Snoop Dogg In Crotch-Grabbing Super Bowl Halftime Show
BILLINGSGATE POST: For Crotch-Grabbing fans, the Super Bowl halftime show lived up to expectations. With the Over-Under Line set at 78 on how many times Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg would grab their respective crotches during their performances, Dr. Dre w…
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