A Las Vegas Call Girl Has The Largest Collection of Labia Majora Rings In The Entire World
LAS VEGAS, Nevada – (Satire News) – Las Vegas (aka “Sin City) is in the limelight again due to one of it’s most popular “Call Girls.” The Veni Vidi Vici New Agency reports that Gina Fellawax has made world-wide news due to the fact that she has th…
Read full storyA Man Breaks The World Jump Rope Jumping Record – But Ends Up In His Neighbor’s Apartment
CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Ever since he was 4-years-old Tyrus Bannamaker loved to play jump rope. His mother said that he could jump rope for hours on end. The Bannamakers, Jill and Geraldo, took him to a therapist when he was seven, bu…
Read full storyDr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…
Read full storyLocal naturalist denies inappropriate relationship with leafcutter ant
A 54-year-old entomologist from Whitechapel in East London last night strongly refuted claims made by a member of the camera crew who accompanied him on a recent trip to study the behaviour of leaf-cutter ants in Borneo that he had a enjoyed a numbe…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s most popular sex symbols has just announced that she will soon be starring in the franchise motion picture, “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years.” The film will be shot in location in Barcelona, Spain; Kab…
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