The NFL is Considering Putting a GPS System in The Helmets of Quarterbacks
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has informed the sports media that he has decided to make communication between coaches and the quarterback much more reliable and effective. Goodell spoke privately with Zorro La Ba…
Read full storyThe Ku Klux Klan Is Planning on Ditching The Hoods
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Ku Klux Klan Newsletter The Cotton Balls Review, stated that this past summer, at least a dozen or so KKKers fainted at Klan rallies due to the extreme heat. Cinderella St. Lamb, a reporter with the Daily D…
Read full storyPigskin Sportswriters Name Atlanta’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium as Having The Absolute Ugliest Playing Field in the Entire NFL
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – A vast majority of America's football sportswriters have just named the Atlanta Falcon’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium’s playing field as the most horrible in all of the NFL. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, who has…
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