The Milwaukee Police Department Is Very Upset That The City Council Slashed The MPD Budget by 700%
MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency is reporting that just about every member of the MPD is extremely pissed off at the new Police Department budget cuts. One of the force’s motorcycle cops said that he hates that his Harley Dav…
Read full storyNurse says, ‘I’m Just Glad I’m Not an Influencer’
With hospitals packed and waiting times at an all-time high causing staff to work five day shifts, one nurse has said, ‘Honestly, this is nothing compared with what influencers have to do.’ Clocking off after a shift that began a week last Wednes…
Read full storyOklahoma Cowgirl’s Wedding Goes Horribly Wrong As She's Thrown Off Her Horse
BULL BALLS, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Ever since she was a little girl growing up in the tiny town of Bull Balls, Trixie Jo Dazzledew, always dreamed of one day growing up and having her and her husband marry on top of their horses. Trixie finall…
Read full storyGranny in Smethwick, UK, replaces 100 Watt light bulb with 40 Watt, in an effort to stop Global Warming!
Huddled up in her freezing cold granny flat, covered in tatty ageing blankets, and wearing woolly slippers, 85-year-old OAP, Betsy Sharples from Smethwick, UK, saw a report about a meeting of the high and mighty in Glasgow hoping to control global wa…
Read full storyBritney Spears Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract With Corona Extra Beer
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Britney Spears recently sat down with Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle at a local Jack-in-the-Box in West Holly. Spears told Miss Jiggle that she has just signed a $6.6 million contract to be the official spokes…
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