Florida Spring Break – Beer, Bikinis, and Tons of C-19 Bacteria
NIPPLE BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The holiday that the entire nation has been dreading since last summer has arrived. Yes, Spring Break is here, and she’s reared her ugly “Maskless” face. Millions of college students from all over the natio…
Read full storySniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary
BILLINGSGATE POST: Old habits die hard. Sniffin’ Joe Biden’s peculiar penchant for surreptitiously sneaking up behind unsuspecting chicks, putting his lecherous mitts on their quaking shoulders, and then doing a snorkel-less deep dive into the back…
Read full storyNASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…
Read full storySheffield United Manager Chris Wilder Concedes Premier League Title Bid Is Over
Sheffield United coach Chris Wilder had a solemn message for the club's fans this evening, when he told them that, although his team weren't giving up, and would fight until the final whistle in every game, he now believes the Blades cannot possibly…
Read full storyNational Unplug It, Then Plug It Back In Day
When we were in college, the Cuban Missile crisis and the draft scared the bejesus out of Americans and inspired this joke: What do you do in case of fallout? Stick it back in and shorten the stroke. Much the same advice is proffered today by comp…
Read full storyFarting cat farts in owner's face!
(NOT EDITED) As most cat owners know, cats can be quite obstinate, naughty, ignore their owners orders, go their own way, and do their own thing. In other words, cats are completely opposite to their canine competitors. However, one cat, a huge Pe…
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