Gotcha Questions At Biden’s First Press Conference
A gotcha question asks: Do you still beat your wife? Indignant reply: Well, I never beat my wife. How dare you imply that I ever beat my wife? What you’re really asking is, am I an unstable wife beater? And on and on it goes, sometimes during…
Read full storyMan Now Worried That Alexa Knows His Spoof Password
A man who has recently been experiencing problems with his Alexa is now concerned that the virtual assistant might have been spying on him behind his back, and may now be able to gain access to one of his private online accounts. Myke Woodson, 57,…
Read full storyCUNT-21 Vaccine Rollout Begins In Florida
The total number of confirmed cases of people being total cunts in Florida was nearing the 30 million mark on Thursday, as new infections continued to trend upward in a majority of counties despite an escalating vaccination campaign. Cases rose by…
Read full storyCockney 'Sparra', ex-'Barra Boy', Clive 'Wide-Boy' Danton, arises from the ashes and out of his scrapyard!
(NOT EDITED) Once infamous spoofer, now terrorising punters in his scrapyard in the vicinity of Bow Bells, and on Facebook, Clive 'Wide-Boy' Danton, has reappeared with his incredible, indecipherable, bag of goodies filled with vintage Cockney humour…
Read full storyGovernment buildings not allowed to have Union Jack off
The UK's insane Tory rulers have ordered that all government buildings must fly the Union Jack at all times. The move was ordered by Boris Johnson, who said that he believed it would inspire civil servants to work harder. Geoff Tard, who works at…
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