The Actress Expected A Lead Role
Everything was crisp and sunny when they said, “I do.” Then she didn’t get the leading role. Instead, she had to walk behind the prince. They wouldn’t even let her wear the crown jewels of her choice. So what’s a former television star, who was once…
Read full storyGerman police investigate mysterious death of barking-mad-dog!
(NOT EDITED) Eifel, Germany: Local German coppers raced to the scene of a tragic death in the early hours of Monday morning as local inhabitants of a tiny hamlet awoke to the sound of silence! Simon and Garfunkel, you must have been Disturbed to let…
Read full storyWile E Coyote Bares All To Oprah: Pulls Race Card
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Meghan and Harry, Wile E Coyote, the distraught victim of a thousand blows to the head by gravity controlled ACME ANVILS, chose to air his grievances with the Goddess of Understanding, Oprah Winfrey. In a tearful display of…
Read full storyClint Eastwood to Run for California Governor
Carmel, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. Former Carmel mayor, Republican activist and movie tough guy Clint Eastwood has declared his candidacy in the recall election against Democratic governor Gavin Newsom. He has already received the endorsement of Arn…
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