The Big Lie
What is the BIG LIE? Maybe your weight on your driver’s license? Nah, DMV automatically adds twenty pounds. Snatching the second bag of hot nuts from the food trolly when the flight attendant serves the opposite side? No. Flight attendants se…
Read full storyBlack America Screams for Justice
LONDON (BN) — An independent tribunal in Britain aiming to establish whether the the US government’s alleged rights abuses against African Muslims in America constitute genocide is expected to hear dozens of witness testimonies when it holds its firs…
Read full storyWhen is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!
(NOT EDITED) The definition of a hand not being in a natural position during a game of footy is obviously quite difficult to determine according to footy referees and their VAR assistants. Manchester United's Norwegian manager has told English foo…
Read full storyThe Perseverance Land Rover Discovers Rattlesnakes on Mars
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA officials are amazingly excited at photos that have just been beamed back to Earth from the Red Planet, which clearly show several rattlesnakes. The Mars rover nicknamed Bonnie, after the infamous Depression female m…
Read full storyPolitical Golden Globe Awards
Yes, it’s that time of year again, and guess who was awarded the most awards? Donald Trump! He was awarded the Greatest Loser Award for losing the most famous, powerful, and influential political office in the world. There was a standing ovation w…
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