Proposed law will require ugly people to wear masks
The latest bill being worked through US halls of congress includes a little known stipulation that will requires ugly people to cover up at all times when outside of their homes. Representative Jonathan Barnes, (R) OH says he's "very optimistic"…
Read full storyFirm announces new redesign to their gun toys to be more realistic for American kids
The famous toy company that makes fake guns Twerf™ just announced a new redesign for its new models specially made to American kids. "We are excited to show for the first time our redesign to the popular Twerf Guns. Kids don't like fake guns anymo…
Read full storyWoman files civil suit over slapping
Apparently not being aware of the latest enforceable laws, Andrea Johnson of Sudbury was quite shocked after being slapped "very hard" across the face by longtime acquaintance Betty Dandeneau. As it happens Dandeneau was quite aware of the new leg…
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