Sausage War Armistice Declared
It has been a long and fruitless conflict. Yet now it is over. Today, at the sausageth minute, of the sausageth hour, of the sausageth day of July, we shall remember the fallen. Those poor sausages who didn't make it. For many didn't make it. They…
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A man who is recording an album of Avant grade compositions for Theremin, glockenspiel and rainstick has found that so far only dogs seem to be listening to it. Shane Collywobble, 47, has been working on 'WTF is that?' since the beginning of lockd…
Read full storyThe United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it appears that the honeymoon between Marjorie “Yuck Face” Taylor Greene and Donald “The Grand Fibber” Trump is finally over. Reports coming out of MTG’s office reveal that she is extremely upset at the fact…
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