Boss Pleads Allergic Reaction
Pleading against a charge of wrongful dismissal, national distribution centre boss, Niall Nash claimed he suffered an unavoidable allergic reaction to the plaintiff, Mr ‘Stumpy’ Foot. “After the accident he wouldn’t even look at me,” complained Mr F…
Read full storyA Canadian Contortionist Somehow Ends Up With His Tonsils Up His Ass
TORONTO, Canada – (Satire News) – The Detroit Mirror newspaper is reporting that one of the world’s greatest contortionist has met with a rather unusual injury. Georgio The Great, considered even better than the Great Gilda, who could literally en…
Read full storyAustralia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown
CANBERRA, Australia – (Satire News) – The Australian government has issued a very strict directive that anyone who violates their lockdown risks the possibility of getting shot, and not just in the leg either. A spokesperson for the government sai…
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