
Why haven't I laughed at Miranda yet?
Hello there, Raymond Ving here. You may remember me from some other nonsensical I have written on here. Anyway, I don't know about you, but I am yet to laugh at an episode of Miranda. Now, I know that watching people falling over all the time i…
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Wasp looking forward to spoiling your picnic
Mithering on the Trent's leading Wasp Wayne Jones III has revealed that to no one's real surprise, he is looking forward to spoiling a few picnics over the summer. The dapper insect, who is not nearly as threatening as he likes to think he is told…
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We Should Thank Donald Trump
The idea may seem odd, but we really owe a debt of gratitude to the ex-president. Over the past four years and especially during 2020, he has served us well as a target for all our anger and frustration. And not merely as a scapegoat, but as a partic…
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Snow in April, whatever next? ask surprised villagers
The inhabitants of charming little village Chutney on the Fritz were surprised that a few snowflakes fell this morning and have been blogging about it. Vicar Peter Lesley said 'I usually blog about Easter at Easter Weekend, but when I looked out o…
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Prince Charles Is Accused
Prince Charles has been accused. What? Prince Charles is accused of what? A comb-over? Provoking a revolution in the Duchy of Cornwall, where those butter-rich cookies come from? Wearing a non-matching vest? Getting the Sunday papers in his pa…
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