Man Shops For 2021, 2022 And 2023 Christmas Presents Whilst There Are Still Shops
A man who likes to plan well in advance has revealed how he has been doing a super-excessive amount of shopping recently, not just for Christmas this year, but also for the upcoming Christmases of 2021, 2022, and 2023, whilst there are still shops in…
Read full storyWedding Parade Was Fraught With Dangers
Weddings can always be relied upon to put everyone in a good mood, but the mood of one wedding this morning was almost ruined beyond the limits of the imagination, when a whole series of near-disasters conspired to blacken the ceremony. Englishman…
Read full storySelena Gomez Reveals an Astounding Secret About Her and Justin Bieber
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – After years of keeping most of her relationship with Justin Bieber to herself, Selena Gomez has opened up to her good friend and reporter, Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Gomez’ top hits include “The Heart W…
Read full storyThe Very Popular Duck Dynasty is Coming Back With Brand New Episodes
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The Epitome Television Network has just purchased the rights to "Duck Dynasty," and production has already started on the new “Duck Dynasty Back A Quackin’”. The producers, Archie Quachita and Boudreau Tint…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Announces a Big Change For The Upcoming Season
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The executive producers of the hit singing show, "American Idol", have informed the entertainment news media about a new change they will be implementing for the upcoming season. The show's executive producer, Wilmer Ca…
Read full storyBiden To Dissolve Secret Service: Replace With Elite Eunuch Corps
BILLINGSGATE POST: President-elect Joe Bien has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps when he takes office. Biden quoted Han Fei Tzu, a revered Chinese Minister of State and man of letters who…
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