Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is
"The fictional character from J.K. Rowling's stories?" was Nashville, Tennessee, resident Bonnie Bordeaux's best guess as to who the wildly talented, charming, all-around-wonderful English footballer Harry Maguire is. "I love that series! But isn't s...
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Black River Falls, Wisconsin. Desperately trying to recover his hurt feelings after all the married women at a local gym failed to notice the calf raises and 50-pound bench presses he was doing, Thomas Kriels, 35, told reporters that he needed an ex...
Read full storyNew Fad Of Carrying An Intravenous Drip Whilst Riding A Motorcycle, Sweeping Through City
A new 'fad' of riding a motorcycle after having visited a doctor to have an intravenous saline solution drip fitted, has swept through one southeast Asian country almost as fast as the Dengue Fever it's hoped the drip will help clear up. The quirk...
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