Man Deliberated For Too Long
A man who was in two minds as to whether or not he should buy a pair of Adidas trainers he had seen in the window of a charity shop, decided to "have a think" about it, and was, subsequently left disappointed when he returned to the shop later to fin...
Read full storySisyphus Learns to Enjoy the Process
Long after being sentenced to an eternity of rolling a boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down again when it nears the top, mythical Greek figure Sisyphus says that he has finally learned to let go of his attachment to any particular outcome...
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UPDATE: You can hear the midi files without Pythonista Here Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Francisco. The song, a…
Read full storyJoe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All
BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...
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