Elon Musk Thinks You're A Paedophile, Probably
Tesla, Spacex, Neuralink and Paypal founder, architect, chief executive, cowboy executive, indian executive, producer, director, judge, jury and executioner Elon Musk has gone back on the offensive against a man whom he believes, for a reason he has...
Read full storyStudies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness
On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...
Read full storyGame Involving Wordplay Causes Controversy In Classroom
A wordplay game used by a teacher to stimulate his students' learning capabilities, backfired and descended into a full-blown argument. Moys Kenwood, who blags his way around teaching science, said to his class: "The word 'Constantinople' is a...
Read full storyBozo Trots Out Usual Bollocks In Vain Attempt to be Relevant
The Daily Telegraph was once a serious newspaper but is now reduced to having a front page spread featuring a serial liar and idiot. Monday's edition had emblazoned upon it Bozo Johnson's self-satisfied face as he once again trotted out his usual gu...
Read full storyMan's Bald Patch Is Getting Bigger
A man who had told anyone who would listen, he "couldn't give a fuck" about the bald patch atop his cranium, has now told those close to him, if it gets any bigger, he won't hesitate to: "lop the fucking lot off!" The man, whose identity is be...
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