John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery
To paraphrase the lyrics of Oscar Hammerstein II, written for the musical South Pacific, in a song titled, A Wonderful Guy, John McCain was a: “Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, (deep breath) wonderful, wonderful guy.” Amen. He was...
Read full storyWorker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama
Luke, a 27-year-old electrical engineer, faces the same obstacles as many working-class Americans today, too much traffic. In an interview, he said, “I can’t handle it”, as tears formed in his eyes. It takes him an hour to get home, twice as long as...
Read full storyBarron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation
For days, Democrats have been hinting at a major announcement coming out of Robert Meullers office; today the bombshell turned out to be the indictment of the President’s 12 year old son Barron. Mueller himself made the announcement, with a gleam in...
Read full storyTrump nearly adopts Nellie The Elephant as his mid-term election campaign theme song
Donald Trump initially announced today he had selected the 1950's children's song Nellie The Elephant as his theme song for the forthcoming mid-term election. Trump explained this morning in Washington DC. "I know this song very, very well from my...
Read full storyRep. Devin Nunes rebuffed by UK deep state
Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, traveled across the pond recently to speak with top officials of Britain’s intelligence services. Perhaps Nunes should have called ahead because upon arrival he discovered no one willing to...
Read full storyThe Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini
Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...
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