Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game
Yesterday the Washington Post newspaper published what it believed was the last article to have been written by its Saudi Arabian contributor, Jamal Khashoggi, who hasn't been seen since 2 October. It also honored him with the introduction, on its Pu...
Read full storySaudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces
A spokesman for King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia revealed today that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is currently confined to his bedroom and has had his pocket money stopped while the disappearance of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashog...
Read full storyTrump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"
US President, Donald Trump, has spoken to reporters at the White House about the strange and mysterious disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi, who has not been seen since he entered the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. Trump said: "I'm...
Read full storyPresident Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym
MISSOULA, MON. Out on the campaign trail once more, US President, Donald Trump, said he had "nothing but praise" for Republican candidate, Greg Gianforte, who, last year, assaulted a journalist. Gianforte was bothered enough by the Guardian report...
Read full storyNASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice
There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...
Read full storyElastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack
There was almost an embarrassing situation for one man at a school in Battambang this morning, when, standing teaching students in a science class, he felt the elastic in his underpants slacken, and then the unmistakable feeling of sagging, as they s...
Read full storyBinnie the Kid busts out of embassy in Riyadh
The Crown Prince is now reported on the loose somewhere in the back streets of Riyadh, and beyond. This evening, Mohammed bin Salman (MbS aka “Binnie the Kid”) was whisked away from the Turkish Embassy by a fleet of limousines with dark windows an...
Read full storyTrump: Shoot Honduran Kids Who Assault Our Border
As a horde of Honduran children moves north into Mexico and toward freedom and security in the United States, President Donald Trump issued an ultimatum to his country's southern neighbors. If the migrating children aren't stopped by their own govern...
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