Witnesses Sought After Ruler Snaps
A man is appealing for witnesses after an antique ruler was snapped in half at the weekend. The striking 30cm yellow, plastic ruler was emblazoned with the words 'Hull Colour Pages', and was in regular use. Myke Woodson, 55, stole the ruler al...
Read full storyPatriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon
Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name. Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...
Read full storyTrump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"
The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...
Read full storyMann Turns The Other Cheek
In a Christian act of restraint that would have impressed many a God-botherer looking in, a man on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, decided that, rather than indulging in a fruitless and counterproductive slanging match with his critics, he...
Read full storyTribute Bands and Psychics (to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Tribute Bands and Psychics (to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) I went down to my local theatre just the other night The programme and the posters there, they gave me quite a fright For there was nothing else to see a-treading of the boards Except these acts which do attract the populace in hordes (Chorus) It’s… tribute bands, tribute bands, tribute bands and psychics Retr...
Read full storyIf you could change the world, what would you want to do?
Future News: In 2059, people seeking regular escape from life and the injustice of corrupt societies around the world, have decided to develop a Virtual Reality Alternate Universe, VRAU. Through the Virtual Reality Alternate Universe, anyone can c...
Read full storyPubic Hairs Discovered In Bathroom Plughole
A man and his wife had a horrifying experience whilst staying at a hotel in the Thai beach resort of Pattaya, when they made an astonishing discovery in the bathroom - a previous occupant's pubic hairs! Myke Woodson, 53, had gone to the Apex Hotel...
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