George Washington, as you've never seen him
“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...
Read full storyMan Reacts to Reactions to Story About Stories About Men Doing Things
A local man has reacted to the reactions stimulated by a Spoof story he may or may not have written about the recent proliferation of stories being published in The Spoof that are about a Man doing things. The man, 47, who lives in the middle of n...
Read full storyWW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices
World War 1 is an evocative and mysterious war. The dark trenches, the stench of death, the rattle of bullets, the endless referees' whistles, the thwack of metal boot on leather, the cheeky banter of the chants. The war was technically won by the...
Read full storyTheresa May ponders sacking entire army and using cheaper ghosts from WW1
On the hundredth anniversary of the end of World War 1, world leaders gathered in France to commemorate the event. French president Macron said, "It is important that we remember the fallen, and that we ensure such a thing never happens again.
Read full storySpoof Boss To Introduce New Rules About Site Usage
The owner of a satirical news website has reacted to criticism of some of the writers on his site by bringing in new legislation to curb their fun. Mark Lowton, boss of TheSpoof.com, answered complaints from some readers yesterday about the legiti...
Read full storyLocal Man Subtly Gets The Impression That His Date Has "Been Around"
Wisconsin. Timothy Harbor, 38, felt lonely a few weekends ago and decided to join a dating site. Although he has a comfortable job, a nice home, and basically nothing to worry about in life, Timothy felt that something was missing. "I got my...
Read full storyMan Remembers That There's Something He Should Remember, But Can't Quite Remember What It Is!
* There was forgetfulness aplenty this morning, when a man in Birmingham awoke knowing that there was something he should remember about today, but he just couldn't remember what it was. Joe Jaynes, 29, had that instinctive twinge in the pit of hi…
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